Hank Marvin

In the nude with Hank Marvin

Alright, I admit, there's no nudity; it's mostly a blatant attempt to get attention – though I think "in the nude" counts as Cockney rhyming slang for food. Definitely a trip to Sillytown Heights this week, and a record number of "I don't get it" responses. The one thing stopping me slipping on the banana skin of despair is the one person who admitted to finding it funny enough to make tea come out of her nose. Here we also see the classic Joe Berger technique of having a hand flying in from the side, shoving something in someone's face …

I've just noticed that's another "Ooh lovely" as well. Good that we're consistently bewildering. PW